“I dood a BIG mess.”
When he spits out his pancakes because there was something lumpy in it.
When he pees down his leg onto my lap, and I jump up in horror.
When he dumps all the trucks/cars/dolls/fill-in-th-blank bin onto the floor.
And, when he spills one little drop of milk from his cereal onto the tabletop.
“I want to clean up?”
“I want a paper towel, mama?”